Opera buys Opera

December 23, 2005

From blakeross.com:

OSLO, NORWAY– Amidst mounting speculation of an all-out bidding war between Microsoft, Google and the Korean bakery down on 3rd, Opera Software announced today that it inadvertently purchased itself in a $0 million recursive merger set to complete on Monday.

“I’m as surprised as everyone else,? said Opera CEO Jon von Tetzchner. “I read the news on http://www.geocities.com/~MiltonsTechWorld192/index.html when I woke up this morning.?

“Buying Opera is very Web 2.0,? said Milton, who was studying for a social studies test and could only comment briefly. “It’s like tagging. More companies should try it.?

Analysts value the deal at 42 liters of hot air, the estimated net worth of the blogosphere’s journalistic abilities.


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